Nuff Said!

Lionheart takes a sip of green tea.

Good evening folks. What a pleasure to have such wonderful faces from all over the globe. I am your co-host Lionheart and our host is lingering around the building somewhere.

He nervously sweats for a bit and gets back into character.

So here’s the question you’ve all been waiting for since last week’s cliffhanger. Have you ever thought of a world without superheroes in it?

Please say no. He thinks to himself as a shadowy figure is pointing a weapon at him from the ceiling. The audience doesn’t respond to him. He looks up from above. The shadowy figure gives him a thumbs-up to move forward with his talk. What a huge relief he must feel.

I think all of us are on the same page here. In that case, let me give you one of those quick introductions of the day.

Here Comes That Introduction (Soo Boring!)

Superheroes have played an incredible role in pop culture history for almost 100 years. We were given characters like Deadpool, Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Spider-Man, Wolverine, Captain America, The Avengers, The X-Men, The Fantastic Four, and you probably know the rest. These characters and superhero teams have established the foundation for storytelling in the comic book medium.

On the other side of the topic, if you think about all of the Marvel and DC films we have had from 2000 to 2024, you’d wonder how much of an impact they made in the film industry. These films have manifested into multi-million to billion-dollar franchises. I tell ya, movie magic through CGI makes things come to life like an Abra Kazam wish command!

I would be a complete dweeb to admit such a statement.

Haha, I’ll see my way out of this discussion.

Taking the walk of shame.

Transitioning Into The Next Segment —-> Here Comes The Main Meat

Okay, geeks or non-geeks, whatever you identify as, tell me one person who has made tons of cameos in the MCU. The clock is ticking. Tick-tok, tick-tok, tick-tok (good grief will this clock shut up).

Clock stops.

Well, it seems like the clock has stopped, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for your participation.

I am sure our lovely host Wade Wilson can appreciate your efforts in guessing who our main star is. Thank you Mr. Wade for keeping our participants entertained for today’s show.

Wade jumps down from the ceiling but fails to do the superhero landing.

The crowd is shocked, but Wade is okay due to his healing factor.

Don’t worry ladies and gents. This tends to happen often and I can never seem to get that damn landing right. Oh well, you lose some and never win some.

Wade pulls out a hammer and chucks it at Lionheart. Seemingly “knocking him out.”

Oh, don’t worry about him. He’s perfectly knocked out cold. If you’re seeing this puddle of red, think of it as wine. Fresh from the vineyard of Northern California.

The crowd is left stunned. Some of the audience members try to make an exit.

If any of you try to leave without…

He stops and remembers that this isn’t his universe.

Ahaha, excuse me, everybody. I just remember that this isn’t even my universe, to begin with. I’ll just see my way out of this talk show. And also forget that you ever read this blog post.

Wade teleports from the scene.

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